Sunday, December 31, 2017

PTP's Employee of the Month

PTP is nothing without the stars we have representing us and we have some great ones. We have been under our current management for three weeks now and made a lot of Progress. All of this is due to the hard work of our dedicated Stars and Actors who have been a part in filming multiple Projects. If you look at the wall you will see we have some amazing people under our label and everyday we more consider entering the adult entertainment industry and we could not be more pleased with that choice. I think it will be difficult to pick a Star of the month in 2018 but we will try. In December it ended up being difficult but possible given some of the feed back of the co-workers who worked very closely with her and the fact that it was better than paying a signing bonus to give a title out before getting that feedback did not hurt either. Paris took on an important role in "Tit" our adaptation of 'It'. She is also the co-Star in a series of BDSM shorts with Xia filmed in December. The film 'Tit' began to hit some bumps in casting and some of the originally planned scenes became difficult and challenging on the budget. We were afraid Tit was going to fall to pieces when we lost a couple of people due to artistic differences who were to be cast in leading roles. Originally the film was going to combine 'It' and characters similar to 'Scoobee Do'. Because of what Paris did on the first day of film we have the option for an alternative ending and to revisit the second part once we are more established. Seriously could not have planned for Tit to work out like this, it was just a Paris kind of thing to do and that is why she is the PTP December Employee of the Month (to be Star of the Month in 2018). Films are currently in edit and we hope to announce releases soon.

We interviewed some of her co-Stars and this is what they had to say:

"I didn't get to meet her until the shoot and was impressed. And that signature move puts her into the artist category if you ask me and you just did". "I've been a professional mime for 8 years and the way she transformed into a mime in Tit with no training or planning? She just did it on her own and at first they were like wtf are you doing that for Paris but now? I've never seen anything like it."

Slut Slingshot - Porn Mime (Star of  Tit and Bi-Felicia)

"She should be recognized for all of the things she does to be recognized and for doing what she does and being recognized"

Nibbler - (Co-Creator of the concept of Tit and Star of to be released Nuns of Anarchy)

When asked by a co-Star in mid-shot why her middle finger was extended Paris is quoted to have said "that's my signature. Some porn stars are known for this, some for that, I keep my middle finger extended, I'm fucking Paris" Paris


Thank you Paris. Thanks to all PTP staff for a great 3 weeks in December. Have a great New Year!

The Law Has Arrived

A new police chief arrived in town a week or so ago and while things have been quiet over the holidays he made sure he introduced himself to the locals. It was a quiet night before Christmas Eve. Most of the town was sleeping waiting for for the Holiday, planning their last minute shopping, or basically asleep. The police chief was unavailable for comment and no official statement has been made; but reports of excessive force have been made by a local entertainer known as the Nibbler. According to the Nibbler she was minding her own business when the police rolled up on her, shined the lights on her, and which triggered the New Orleans ingrained response for her to lift her shirt and show her breasts. According to the Nibbler the police chief then used his taser on her and her breasts multiple times. We questioned other residents and no official statements were secured however according Chong Diabolito "there are such titties in the world that could cause such rage to occur, I do not know if the Nibblet has such as these or not, but if she has titties of rage then she brought this on herself if not then let justice be done and the Nibblet should be allowed to taser the man". Mr. Diabolito raised a valid point and appeared to speak with the wisdom of King Solomon in the fairness of justice in the situation. He also added "To decide this the Nibblet should be brought on the back of a donkey to the town square and there she should expose herself to the town if everyone is angry then she loses, if all smile then she has no titties of rage and she tasers the man". It would appear that many in the community are unhappy with this possible unwarranted use of force and a protest occurred of the police station but there is still no statement from the city on the issue. We believe that it is time to take the advice of Mr. Diabolito who seems to have justice in mind and apparently is willing to rent a donkey at a low price.

Clean your laundry for free!

Are you tired of walking around in your stained underwear and dirty socks?  Well, come stay at The Florida Motel and you can use our laundry mat for free!  (Minimum of 1 hours stay and we accept Nexus credit cards!)

On an additional note, please, be respectful of other patrons. Do your laundry but don't be in there giving out blow jobs unless you can blow everybody.  Fair is fair.  Do not ride the laundry carts in the parking lot.  Nobody wants to see your stoner ass doing this.  Bring your own laundry soap. Finally, do not wear other customer's clothes especially mine.  It really pisses me off if I catch you wearing my bras.

See veruca vandyke for any and all laundry related questions. Thank you.