The Law Has Arrived

A new police chief arrived in town a week or so ago and while things have been quiet over the holidays he made sure he introduced himself to the locals. It was a quiet night before Christmas Eve. Most of the town was sleeping waiting for for the Holiday, planning their last minute shopping, or basically asleep. The police chief was unavailable for comment and no official statement has been made; but reports of excessive force have been made by a local entertainer known as the Nibbler. According to the Nibbler she was minding her own business when the police rolled up on her, shined the lights on her, and which triggered the New Orleans ingrained response for her to lift her shirt and show her breasts. According to the Nibbler the police chief then used his taser on her and her breasts multiple times. We questioned other residents and no official statements were secured however according Chong Diabolito "there are such titties in the world that could cause such rage to occur, I do not know if the Nibblet has such as these or not, but if she has titties of rage then she brought this on herself if not then let justice be done and the Nibblet should be allowed to taser the man". Mr. Diabolito raised a valid point and appeared to speak with the wisdom of King Solomon in the fairness of justice in the situation. He also added "To decide this the Nibblet should be brought on the back of a donkey to the town square and there she should expose herself to the town if everyone is angry then she loses, if all smile then she has no titties of rage and she tasers the man". It would appear that many in the community are unhappy with this possible unwarranted use of force and a protest occurred of the police station but there is still no statement from the city on the issue. We believe that it is time to take the advice of Mr. Diabolito who seems to have justice in mind and apparently is willing to rent a donkey at a low price.