Clean your laundry for free!

Are you tired of walking around in your stained underwear and dirty socks?  Well, come stay at The Florida Motel and you can use our laundry mat for free!  (Minimum of 1 hours stay and we accept Nexus credit cards!)

On an additional note, please, be respectful of other patrons. Do your laundry but don't be in there giving out blow jobs unless you can blow everybody.  Fair is fair.  Do not ride the laundry carts in the parking lot.  Nobody wants to see your stoner ass doing this.  Bring your own laundry soap. Finally, do not wear other customer's clothes especially mine.  It really pisses me off if I catch you wearing my bras.

See veruca vandyke for any and all laundry related questions. Thank you.